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NICE_1
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter .

'what are you doing? she asked' .

'hunting flies,' he responded.

Oh! killing any? she asked .

Yep, 3 males, 2 females .. he replied .

'how can you tell them apart?"

He responded

3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone . ๐Ÿ˜€

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amy green
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[COLOR="Green"]Actually it was 6 flies - sex of the 6th fly unknown ....
the fly was hovering, hesitantly between the phone and the beer can! :p

(Not keen on stereotypes :rolleyes: I'm androgynous)

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thehermit
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I like the stereotypes personally ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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amy green
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I like the stereotypes personally ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

ah the old school comedy....guess you don't like alternative comedy then?

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thehermit
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Of course I like the alternative comedy
I look in to the mirror every morning ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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