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Son said to dad “I'm gay.”
Dad looks at his other son and said “What about you?”
Other son said “Me too dad.”
Dad said “Doesn't anyone in this family like girls?”
The daughter said “I do…”

10 Catholic Priests were killed in a road accident.
At the Pearly Gates St Peter says “If any of you are paedophiles you can clear off down to Hell.” Nine of them start to walk away when St Peter calls out, “And take this deaf bugger with you.”

In the pub the other day I was telling that old joke about what you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath. Answer; throw in your washing.

Well, we were all having a good laugh about this, when this big bloke tapped me on the shoulder and said “I don’t find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits.” I said “Sorry mate, did he drown?”
“No,” he said, “he choked on a sock.”

My mate reckons he always cries after sex. Mind you, he is in prison.

Nearly made love to a Ladyboy last night.
Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement! That's when I thought “Hang on just a minute…”