Man: Yeah.
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3.
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00, including the tip.
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?
Man: Correct.
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct.
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: What color is your Ferrari?
One of my favorite jokes...sensible ones verses silly billies.
Thank you very much, ! I always go for the sensible ones rather than the mundane. 
Thank you very much, ! I always go for the sensible ones rather than the mundane.
Me always for senseless ones...get more fun, even more sense, paradoxically 
here is another one...
People need to stop putting flyers on my car.
I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."