Man: Yeah.
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3.
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00, including the tip.
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?
Man: Correct.
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct.
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: What color is your Ferrari?
One of my favorite jokes...sensible ones verses silly billies.
Thank you very much, ! I always go for the sensible ones rather than the mundane. 🙂
Thank you very much, ! I always go for the sensible ones rather than the mundane. 🙂
Me always for senseless ones...get more fun, even more sense, paradoxically 😀
here is another one...
People need to stop putting flyers on my car.
I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."