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Three Indians were out in the Iraqi desert doing recon for a Company of U.S. Marines.
"I understand that you Indians have brought your own unique indigenous survival equipment for staying out in the desert", inquired their Captain.
"Sir, I have brought an entire barrel cactus" said the Pima guy, proudly. "Back home on the Pima Reservation in Arizona, when I get too hot, I just cut off the top from this kind of cactus and take a drink."
The Captain looked impressed.
Not to be outdone, the Pueblo guy said, "Sir, I have brought some sacred corn pollen I brought from my village in New Mexico. When I get too hot, I pray with it, and then it will rain."
The Captain looked even more impressed.
Not to be outdone, the Lakota guy from Pine Ridge said, "I brought a car door off a '69 Chevy Impala."
"Why would you do that?" the Captain asked.
"Well," said the Lakota guy, "when I would get too hot back on Pine Ridge, I'd just roll down the window."
Rofl
I just adore the 69 Chevy Impala ..... or maybe it's just the 2 ghostbusters that drive it.....either way, still a very nice car. 