Creation vs Evolution has been settled!
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race come about?”
The Mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made.”
A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them.”
The confused girl returns to her mother and says, “Mum, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Dad says we developed from monkeys?”
The Mother answers, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side.”
Not bad Celia
naughty but nice
another good one will remember it when my kids ask
Brilliant!! Just sent it to our vicar! It will be in his sermon on Sunday I bet!!!