Quasimodo, the Hunchback of notre Dame told the bishop he wanted a holiday after ringing bells for 15 years, so they agreed to advertise in Bell Ringers Bugle for a replacement.
By strange coincidence the only two applicants were a pair of identical twins, both with no arms, but they quickly dispelled Quasimodo's doubts they could do the job.
'Just watch' said one and he rushed at the bell and headbutted it. the result was a loud gong.
The other twin also proved he could ring the bell with head butts, but quassi insisted it was a job for one only and he would decide on the toss of a coin.
Things went well for the first week with Armless headbutting the bell each day, but the inevitable happened. while taking his run at the bell he tripped on the ropes, missed the bell, and fell to his death on the plaza below.
A crowd gathered and a gendarme pushed through 'Does anyone know his name?'
'No' said a bloke ' but his face rings a bell'
The incident caused Quassi to send for the surviving twin who quickly took over the job. However on the third day exactly the same accident happened and he tripped falling to his death.
Again a gendarme came forward 'Anyone know this ones name?'
'No' said a bloke, 'but he's a dead ringer for his brother.'