MMM, let me think...............
A naturist massage with a happy ending
Alcohol
Smoking
Gambling
Question
Which of the above is harmless?
Which of the above has caused untold misery to people ?
Which of the above gets most disapprovals
Puts thing in perspecrive I reckon.
there has been mention here of both client and you being naked or everyone in the room being naked. This is NOT always true. There are people who follow this naturist way of life (not me I might add) but I had a few calls from a guy who was part of a nature group and was happy for me to be clothed and some of the members had agreed with him that if I would agree they would use a towel to cover anything that made me uncomfortable.
I personally did not take on this client nor any others that want nudity but I think we have to remember not all of these calls ( althought probably most) are sleezy
Ha ha, I remember being asked by a friend of mine if I would massage an elderly gentleman she knew, who happened to be a naturist. My friend was a plastic-ware rep and regularly went round to drop off his catalogue and then collect his order. She said he always came to the door dressed in a tabard and was above-board, but he was 80 and suffering from a bad back...
Well...things started off OK. He answered the door in his tabard and was polite and not in yer face about his naturism at all. AT FIRST. I saw him weekly in his home until one day he said his carer had not been round and wanted me to shower him (he was standing in the shower when I came in!) I refused of course. Then he proceeded to tell me about the naturist lifestyle he had enjoyed over the years (starting in the sixties) and told me how he used to massage young women and brought them to orgasm, asking me if i had ever done the same!
As I was leaving (telling him I could no longer have him as a client) he asked me if I was wearing knickers!
Makes me laugh now, but at the time I remember feeling quite disconcerted!:D
Thanks for that - it made me laugh too and I can just see the old boy in his tabard!:D
A couple of years ago I had to call at a large house on the outskirts of our village. (This was not connected to massage work by the way.) The woman who lived there (maybe late 60's) was very friendly and showed me around her huge house and garden, gave me tea and as I left pointed out acres of land and orchards which also belonged to her.
It was all beautiful and she told me she had it all left to her a few months earlier. She told me she had worked as a carer for a very elderly widower who had no children or other family and he left everything to her.
I was told afterwards by several people that she "cared" for him in every possible way;) for about 18 months before he died and he always was a randy old devil apparently. They also said he went out with a bang!!:D
and it is the best way i know of avoiding getting oil on your clothes
Why would the therapist need to be naked?
If both of you are naked then all barriers between the pair of you have been removed and you are thereby on equal terms, or to look at it another way; it creates a level playing field (not the best expression I know) and chances are you will feel liberated (more evident on your first few naturist experiences, be it a massage or nudist beech), less self concious and personally I found I relax more during a naturist massage, than I do a draped massage with clothed masseuse. Possibly because there is no point in trying to cover up you can give up the last bit of the Victorian attitude that still makes people concious about covering up even when sometimes there is no need.
I've been for a few and ironically being a man I prefer the ones without the so called "happy ending" because the therapist is usually alot more skilful. Am curious to try naturist one now. First time I heard of one.
I'm sure a massage from a genuine naturist therapist who is professionally trained would be much better than a happy ending massage, where I suspect there is less effort in the massage than there is the ending.
I too am a man and I did not and would not want a naturist massage that was anything other than a comprehensive massage from a professional. I have massages to get the knots and aches eased from my muscles, de-stress and relax; I would not want a half hearted massage followed by someone trying to get me all worked up, kind of defeats the object if you ask me.
I became curious, did some searching and have now found a naturist therapist not too far from me who is happy to treat me. I count myself as being very fortunate in so far as the two of us get on and have that connection that you need, no not a sexual connection, but a connection that means we are comfortable in each others company, be it clothed or naked.
This is very important as you are going to have to feel comfortable being naked in each others company, while you lay there with, at first, someone who is little better than a total stranger putting their hands all over you, in some very personal areas, save for one or two bits and pieces. So, if the connection is not there, I doubt that you will be able to fully relax and get the maximum benefit from your massage.
Naturists massage
MMM, let me think...............
A naturist massage with a happy ending
Alcohol
Smoking
Gambling
Question
Which of the above is harmless?
Which of the above has caused untold misery to people ?
Which of the above gets most disapprovals
Puts thing in perspecrive I reckon.
I agree with you wholeheartedly
naturist massage
Hi Ive been doing massage for a year now and advertise on gumtree. I get lots of calls from men slipping in "do you do naturist massage and hand relief"
They are always timewasters or gays. I tell them I do extras for gays. 10 pounds for a punch on the nose and 20 pounds for a kick in the testicles.
That may sound aggressive but i say it jokily and it gets rid of them.
Ive also had a couple of guys turn up and then ask for naturist or sensual.
I always say Ive no problem if you are naked as long as the massage does not become sexual. Prob best to get money up front before you start in case it does and you have to end it.
Its a case of being very firm in what you will and won`t allow.
Youre the one calling the shots not them.
regards
Andy
Awww.... slow on the uptake...!
Thanks both of you! I get the feeling, after calling him back & asking him what he expected that it was of the 'full massage' nature... ie: that 1% Cola!
Been getting alot of those lately - think it has to do with my Gumtree ads, it's clear on all the ads that 'I DO NOT OFFER SERVICES OF A SEXUAL NATURE' but still get the calls & texts... puts a sort of sordid damper on things when even the 'nicer' sounding ones turn out to be the dodgy pervy ones!
Learning slowly & laughing the requests off as part & parcel of the experience!
Thanks for the feedback,
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It is really shame. I am getting such happy endings request daily , a lot per day, they coming, calling, writing etc. And this is in clinic, with all info displayed outside... for the last week it was just a small amount of such requests - just 11.
But, you cannot do anything. Just say a big fat NO.
Unfortunately nowadays a lot of massage therapist with online or weekends qualifications without any knowledge.
Several times I also throw away guys and terminated treatments due to this issues with happy endings.
By the way, there is even academy/school that make tradings in such kind of massages and even give certificates. Haaaahaaaahaaaaa
It seams this is absolutely normal in uk