Naturist massage?

What he means, my dear, is that yes, he would like you and he to both be naked whilst having the massage!!

What he could also be hoping for is a massage with a 'happy ending'. (I did chuckle when I first heard that expression.. what with that and now hearing about a request for a 'naturist massage'.. I am looking forward to the next expression).

Just being polite but to the point should put him in his place. Good luck!

The correct definition is everyone in the room is naked, no draping, but a good deal of the general public think it's just the person being massaged is naked, no draping. So he may or may not be expecting you to be naked, but he definately expects to be naked, no draping.

Not all 'dodgy-slimy-pervy' requests sound like one of those 'dodgy-slimy-pervy' requests - the more experienced requester knows how not to make it sound like it is one of those requests, they know they have an good chance an overt request will be refused, so they go covert, seem harmless, and then they innocently ask for everything to be massaged, after all it is a full body massage .... I'd say about 99% are NOT expecting everthing to be massaged and won't ask, but that 1% that are hoping for it have lots of different approaches, not just overt requests on the initial phone call.

Awww.... slow on the uptake...!

Thanks both of you! I get the feeling, after calling him back & asking him what he expected that it was of the 'full massage' nature... ie: that 1% Cola!

Been getting alot of those lately - think it has to do with my Gumtree ads, it's clear on all the ads that 'I DO NOT OFFER SERVICES OF A SEXUAL NATURE' but still get the calls & texts... puts a sort of sordid damper on things when even the 'nicer' sounding ones turn out to be the dodgy pervy ones!

Learning slowly & laughing the requests off as part & parcel of the experience!

Thanks for the feedback,
r
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I've said this before, but I will say it again 🙂 one of the easiest ways to avoid getting to far into a discussion with an unknown male about what exactly goes on is to ask when they are after an appointment before ANYTHING else, they will almost always say 'today or tomorrow', when you have nothing available 'until next week' they will almost always not know their schedule that far in advance and get off the phone quickly, meaning you don't get into what exactly is massaged. This does make it difficult for the guy that did too much in the garden over the weekend and is calling Monday, but there are lots of other massage therapists that will happily see him on the same day.

Hi Robyn

Other Hp users have mentioned in the past that advertising on GUMTREE seems at times to provide unwanted phone calls of a sexual nature.

I personally believe that disclaimers like: 'I DO NOT OFFER SERVICES OF A SEXUAL NATURE' can actually attract the wrong clientele. It's a kind of reverse (as well as perverse) logic.

It's up to you where you advertise, but is it worth the hassle?

Best Wishes

Pixie

What he could also be hoping for is a massage with a 'happy ending'. quote]

ROFL... absolutly love it. Maybe I should offer this to my hubby tonight, I bet I would make his day.

A Massage with a happy ending.....brilliant. :):):)

Angel x

 

............. and shock horror, perhaps he really was just after a naturist massage!

i hate the term 'happy ending' - and get so annoyed with my OH when he jokes about it...
anyway, there are some naturists out there of course, but i think that they generally will already know someone who gives naturist massages through their naturist friends, or ask their friends for a recommendation etc all through word of mouth... people who ring out of the blue are probably not really naturists.

Hello....I've just moved down to Chesterfield from York, guess I ought to change my username now?

Having found a couple of posters on this site happy to offer me an undraped/naturist massage whilst living in York, is there anyone in this area happy to help? I'm not looking for the "happy ending" massage, as they would be happy to testify, I'm usually asleep within a couple of minutes!! Quite simply, I find the massage more comfortable and less intrusive without having towels/sheets being jiggled about every few minutes. Just my own preference. If you are willing to provide, then please PM me and maybe we can arrange a meet.

Many thanks

Andy.

Lol i think i might have started one of those threads a while ago...i had a few of those calls

............. and shock horror, perhaps he really was just after a naturist massage!

Ha ha, I remember being asked by a friend of mine if I would massage an elderly gentleman she knew, who happened to be a naturist. My friend was a plastic-ware rep and regularly went round to drop off his catalogue and then collect his order. She said he always came to the door dressed in a tabard and was above-board, but he was 80 and suffering from a bad back...

Well...things started off OK. He answered the door in his tabard and was polite and not in yer face about his naturism at all. AT FIRST. I saw him weekly in his home until one day he said his carer had not been round and wanted me to shower him (he was standing in the shower when I came in!) I refused of course. Then he proceeded to tell me about the naturist lifestyle he had enjoyed over the years (starting in the sixties) and told me how he used to massage young women and brought them to orgasm, asking me if i had ever done the same!

As I was leaving (telling him I could no longer have him as a client) he asked me if I was wearing knickers!

Makes me laugh now, but at the time I remember feeling quite disconcerted!:D

If you really are interested ...

There are plenty of therapists in London offering proper naturist massage (and, yes, you are both naked). You can find them (and sadly the charlatans and escorts too) on Gumtree or Vivastreet or other boards. Have a look at http://naturist-massage.mfbiz.com for an example of 2 ladies if you are interested. These therapists are (I understand) entirely legit. There are quite a few others who are comfortable with naturist massage. I believe that a gentleman named Jag Reeves in London also offers it: http://www.jag-reeves.com/hawaiian-lomi-lomi-massage-london/naturist-massage-north-london (not used him). As I said, there are others- these are just two I chose as an example. Some, however, dont advertise openly and you need to establish a trust basis first. It is NOT the big deal that some make of it if you are a genuinely open person. That said, it is certainly not for all!

What he means, my dear, is that yes, he would like you and he to both be naked whilst having the massage!!

What he could also be hoping for is a massage with a 'happy ending'. (I did chuckle when I first heard that expression.. what with that and now hearing about a request for a 'naturist massage'.. I am looking forward to the next expression).

Just being polite but to the point should put him in his place. Good luck!

Why would the therapist need to be naked? I can understand the person getting the massage not wanting any clothes on, but the therapist? Hmmmm
I've been for a few and ironically being a man I prefer the ones without the so called "happy ending" because the therapist is usually alot more skilful. Am curious to try naturist one now. First time I heard of one.

I am a male and I usually get naturist massage done in elixir in london, unlike others may think it is pretty decent form but just that the therapist and client are naked. I prefer it this way as it keeps the excitement alive if the therapist is very attractive 🙂 accompanied with a good massage but not aware of any other ones in london. Would be happy to try a new place.