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So he had to change his undercover agent. Instead of undercover he decided to go the underwear route and .....
Dance to a different tune and thing a thong more befitting a hanthom young man with a lithp, tho his rendithion of "There'th a thong in my heart" didn't go down well at the over thixtieth night at the Frog n Ferrit.However he perthivered and ....
Author's note. Thome confusion here as I thought the subject of the last few entries was Puffthe Magic Dragon. However the handthome man hath taken thentre thtage again, exchanged hith y-fronts for a thongand I can't wait to find out what he's going to do next.
I have been asked by literally hundreds of excited but bemused readers to give a Guide to the Intitials used in this story.
RS for PUS is the Royal Society for the Protection of Ugly Sisters (post 13).
NotW is the News of the World
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It was a dead give away that it was really Puff in dithguith becauth everyone knowth that dragonth have a lithp,due mainly to all that spliff smoking,Puff was also very dillusional due again to the spliffs, Never the leth he had to carry on with the cherade cos he really didn't know which way to turn now as his tail wastemporarily being used as a stair lift for the over60'th.
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So there was Puff[sm=cool-smiley-027.gif] the Magic Dragon, arrested on stage at the Frog n Ferret for impersonating the Handsome man, dressed only ina thong, which amounted to indecent exposure, the way he was hung.
In court he was let offa custodial sentencebecauseofmitigating circumstances on account of his social work with the over 60s. But he was put on two years probation and had an ASBO, the first ever given to a dragon.He was devastated, concerned at the shame and embarrassment this would cause his Mum if she ever found out. It was bad enough that he had made her suffer so much withthe years of dope smoking, not to mention the karaoke.
By now he was seriously depressed and delusional, too depressed to continue as a NotW photographer. And not only that but he was growing excess hair in his ears, and small children were laughing at him in the street.He was so, so, sad, and he was missing the ugly sisters....................