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By now he was seriously depressed and delusional, too depressed to continue as a NotW photographer. And not only that but he was growing excess hair in his ears, and small children were laughing at him in the street.He was so, so, sad, and he was missing the ugly sisters....................
...At that point a hot air balloon landed in the street carrying the three nymphs and the old man. "Jump in" they cried "tell us where you would like to go!!!"...........
RE: lets write a story
...At that point a hot air balloon landed in the street carrying the three nymphs and the old man. "Jump in" they cried "tell us where you would like to go!!!"...........
I'd like to go back to the point where someone changed me fromPuff the MagicDragon into an old man, cos I'd kick that fairy GodMother right out of the Union for doing someone elses job instead of her own, mind you I suppose looking at it on one hand I could a bin a toad [&:],on second thoughts at least toads got kisses,as a toad man I found the nymphs but forgot what to do withthem ! But alas I digress,forgive me, I'm happy to go where you like and just for the record you can do anything you like to me:D I won't remember anyway, with my age:( ! So off ........
RE: lets write a story
I'd like to go back to the point where someone changed me from Puff the Magic Dragon into an old man, cos I'd kick that fairy GodMother right out of the Union for doing someone elses job instead of her own, mind you I suppose looking at it on one hand I could a bin a toad ,on second thoughts at least toads got kisses,as a toad man I found the nymphs but forgot what to do with them ! But alas I digress,forgive me, I'm happy to go where you like and just for the record you can do anything you like to me I won't remember anyway, with my age ! So off ........
the hot air balloon went, only it didn't go as far back as the old man wanted. Because he was thinking of toads, the Frog and Ferret appeared ... well, the three nymphs were feeling quite parched from their journey so they hopped off leaving the old man to ferret around in the .....
RE: lets write a story
well, the three nymphs were feeling quite parched from their journey so they hopped off leaving the old man to ferret around in the .....
basket for a bit of loose change so that he could at least pay a shout ! He climbed out of the basket and toddled off to the frog n ferret , he was sorelypeaved to see the nymphs throwing darts and swilling furkinsof beer down their necks, one of the nymphs "Stephy De La Strumpette" was dancing on the bar in a very provocative manner,he called to her to "Get Down Girl, Get Down "! but she just turned her back to him and showed her ........
RE: lets write a story
................amazing command of Catalan, Russian, and Mandarin, as she sang a medley of popular songs from all three languages to the poly-tongued customers of theFrog and Ferret.Oh how they loved to practice their linguistic skills on a Saturday night before challenging each other to a game of chess or competing in a round robin of who is fastest at doing the Times Cryptic Crossword, while sinking an average of 10 pints each ofBadgers Bottom or "Apintof myusual". But in the meantime, back at the riverbank Hilda was making an ill-judged plan to...............
EDIT for -wrong amphibian! I wrote newt and it should have been frog.