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But in the meantime, back at the riverbank Hilda was making an ill-judged plan to...............
get her Stanley out before anyone sees her in her curlers and Nora batties. Un-beknown to Hilda, Sharonx was hiding in the bushes with a vibration detector, this was to catch out the landlord at the frog n ferret for having no music licence,but the vibration detector wasn't bi -LINGUAL ([sm=angel_sm029.gif]nurrrr cheeky !) So it didn't detect anything but vibes. Hilda slipped out from behind the bush just as Hard up Harry was giving the bush a water with his very own hose, My God man said a shocked Hilda, you could dowith ahand with that, its a big job watering this bush ! Hilda squelched her way to the pub back door and found her Stanley blethered and in the hands of the desperate Sharonx,she was trying to get him.......
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...to help her take over the world!!! Hilda was having none of that however, and turned the evil Sharonx into an extra large self filling watering can ~ so that poor old hard up harry would not have such a struggle with his bushes.
Now I would like to be able to say that Hilda and Stanley lived happily ever after, but unfortunately this is not the case, as when Stanley gave his lovely Hilda a kiss she turned into a flying pig, and before Stanley knew it she was flying towards...
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the three ducks on the wall .... "crash" ..... red spattered everywhere. "oh no", Stanley cried, she's bleeding heavily.
"oh no she's not" said Eddie the lodger - bringing much needed Common Sense into the room - "she landed on the ketchup bottle"
Stanley cheered up at this and Common Sense walked back out because ......
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...an angry ketchup covered Hilda (btw she is still a flying pig) 'oink, oink stanley what have you done to me - why am I a pig?'
Stanley could see that Hilda was not happy, and decided to leave - so off he ran where he bumped into Daisy and jumped on the back of her bike for two...
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Stanley soon realised that he'd made a RASH decision as they were peddling up hill with an oncoming wind to which Daisy took advantage of and released her own wind. This was too much for Stanley, he could peddle no more........