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"Here I am, at the peak of my career as undercover agent forRS for PUS.What will the NotW make ofit this time?"Herbert'swherabouts are unclear at the moment as he is ............
....Unable to even remember where he actually works, except for the initials,so before he can make contact with HQ, he needs to meditate and remember what the initials mean, or is it just a secret code that Granny sewed into his Y fronts? His thoughts slipped back toHilda the guard and the nymph as he thought he'd have to sort Hilda out before getting to grips with that nifty nymph,but how? Suddenly there was a flash, and a puff of smoke swirled into the air,Oh for Gods sake puff stop with the wind it's killing me, said Herbert, but Puff carried on releasing theransid gusts of wind, Herbert was coughing and spluttering, Hilda was man handling him in a way you'd expect from this big buxom Scandanavian, but he was now unchained, Melody (the nifty nymph) was in his thoughts as ran........
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Hilda was man handling him in a way you'd expect from this big buxom Scandanavian, but he was now unchained, Melody (the nifty nymph) was in his thoughts as ran........
right into Puff the Magic Dragon, who was trying to take a picture to add to his story which he'd already sold to the Sunday papers. Because, as you know, all dragons have a horde of gold in their nest and Puff wanted to make this a really big .....
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Puff the Magic Dragon, who was trying to take a picture to add to his story which he'd already sold to the Sunday papers. Because, as you know, all dragons have a horde of gold in their nest and Puff wanted to make this a really big .....
............nest egg ashe had never bothered to invest regularly in a pension fund, despite the tax incentives. Since the last scandal with littleJackie Paper his name was dirt in Honah Lee and he couldn't risk going back as he would never get through passport control without being arrested,barcode technology being so good now. He had had moderate success in the movie business starring as a Nazgul in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy but opportunities for fire breathing dragonswere limited and he had fallen on hard times:the promised Hobbit filmwas failing to materialise, and he wasn't sure he had quite theright qualities for Smaug.And so he had taken up a career as a Paparrazzo, and had found his niche in uncovering stories about RSPUS which the NotW ranfront page spreads on regularly. He had used Melody as an undercover agent a few times before, both chained and unchained, and sometimes chained in chainmail, vain as she was, singing her mundane refrain to her best mate Wayne, and their associates, Robson and Jerome, also agents for PUS..............
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.......... He had used Melody as an undercover agent a few times before, both chained and unchained, and sometimes chained in chainmail, vain as she was, singing her mundane refrain to her best mate Wayne, and their associates, Robson and Jerome, also agents for PUS ..............
but Melody, despite her name, didn't have the sweetest singing voice ever and, frankly, her voice was getting on his nerves. So he had to change his undercover agent. Instead of undercover he decided to go the underwear route and .....
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So he had to change his undercover agent. Instead of undercover he decided to go the underwear route and .....
Dance to a different tune and thing a thong more befitting a hanthom young man with a lithp, tho his rendithion of "There'th a thong in my heart" didn't go down well at the over thixtieth night at the Frog n Ferrit.However he perthivered and ....