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.......You'll have to do better than just sweet talk matey she said as he whispered those sweet nothings in her ear. Herbert pulled himself up to his full height, puffed out his chest and coughed his crop up, as it turns out he was asthmatic and the cell was kindo damp, he coughed and coughed untill Hilda the guard ( she was a Scandanavian ) unlocked the cell door,rushed in to give him a puff.........
"a puff........a puff.".........he mouthed to himself as he woke up from his dreamlike state........."here I am tied up in handcuffs and a swedish girl in uniform is giving me a puff"...........but he almost died of shock when he woke up to find a magic dragon doing something unmentionable to his unmentionables................
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but he almost died of shock when he woke up to find a magic dragon doing something unmentionable to his unmentionables................
Herbertblinked his eyes in disbelief, could it be ? could it be? YES way hey hayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! he'd never been so happy to have a pair of Y fronts being thrust firmly into his face by a Puff, The Magic Dragon, yes Puff had cast a magic spell and brought Monkey through the ether to the prison cell,Monkey was having non of it at first andhe struggled to hold onto the Y fronts only letting go when a clean pair had been brought for him. Here were the pants now stinking to high hilter of APE, PURE UNADULTERATED APE! It would have driven the girls wild but just as Herbert was about to grab them in his teeththey got........
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............got grapped by a beautiful nymph. He ran after her and as she jumped in a hot air balloon, it started to leave the ground. He jumped with all his strength, grapped the bottom of the basket and slowly climbed into it.......only to find the nymph, her 2 beautiful sisters, and a bearded old man......................
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only to find the nymph, her 2 beautiful sisters, and a bearded old man......................
laughing with delight as they thought it really funny because any moment with the accent of the balloon Herbert was going to get yanked briskly through the air and straight back into the clink as he was still handcuffed and fortunately for him on a very long chain. Herbert quickly took a mental photo of the nymph and her sexy sisters and the poxyfaced ugly old geezer with them,(Herberts thoughts not mine) and burned it into his photographic memory so that when he eventually get's his Y fronts back he can .....
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so that when he eventually get's his Y fronts back he can .....
............use his "Get out of Jail Free" card. But right now his y-fronts to freedomwere being caressed by a beautiful nymph in a hot air balloon in his photographic memory. "How on earth did all this happen?" thought Herbert (or Big H to his friends.).Nervously he realised that Puff the Magic Dragon would be sure to sell the story to the papers. "Here I am, at the peak of my career as undercover agent forRS for PUS.What will the NotW make ofit this time?"Herbert'swherabouts are unclear at the moment as he is ............