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Gentle art of .... Ball tampering as it is a delicate art and no-one must realise that you are doing it, the best way is to put your hand in your pockets and pluck. Anyway as Monkey was being sent off to Lords for instruction on ball plucking he decided he'd phone his mate Johnny to join him and they could compare balls to......
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Gentle art of .... Ball tampering as it is a delicate art and no-one must realise that you are doing it, the best way is to put your hand in your pockets and pluck. Anyway as Monkey was being sent off to Lords for instruction on ball plucking he decided he'd phone his mate Johnny to join him and they could compare balls to......
see if isize made any difference to performance. Johnny, the hippo, was having a little trouble with his digestion, and with a technicolour yawn, projected his last dinner, which was the handsome man, back into the river. During the digestive process the handsome man had changed into his previous incarnation as Herbert von Stumpitup, and just now was checking that he still had all his equipment. Standing in his naked glory in the river as the bilious hippo lumbered off, his actions were mistaken for ball tampering and he was arrested by.......................
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arrested by.... a Pigmy, Von Stumpitup would not get bailed unless he could get his clothes back and prove his name was sewn into the back of his Y fronts by his Granny, Granny Crochitch insisted all his pants had his name sewn in and reasoned that he might get eaten by a Hippopotimus one day,Herbert laughed and scoffed at his Granny at the time but now he was Thankful for her wisdom and aforesight,he just had to catch that monkey and being in the clink was making it difficult so.......
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............using all his charms, he tried to sweettalk the female prison warder (normal height, but with a fondness for snake and pygmy pie)................
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............using all his charms, he tried to sweettalk the female prison warder (normal height, but with a fondness for snake and pygmy pie)................
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.......You'll have to do better than just sweet talk matey she said as he whispered those sweet nothings in her ear. Herbert pulled himself up to his full height, puffed out his chest and coughed his crop up, as it turns out he was asthmatic and the cell was kindo damp, he coughed and coughed untill Hilda theguard ( she was aScandanavian ) unlocked the cell door,rushed in to give him a puff.........