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...... while he was thinking this the car should have gone round the bend in the road, but he was rigid with terror and couldn't turn the steering wheelsothe lovely golden car car went straight into a ....
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.....tennis ball factory. Life can be so cruel he thought as balls were bouncing all around him, with tears in his eyes he.....
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With tears in his eyes he grabbed a couple of tennis balls and stuffed them down his Y fronts. But do not judge him harshly, dear reader, for although his intentions were to deceive the fair sisters, being all bulging outward show, with very little in the way of delivery, is this not the way of all men?
Authorial Note : the views of the narratordo not neccessarily coincide with those of the author.
Aythorial Note 2 : Goodness me, now I'm out of that arm-lock, I'd like to say that this monkey reminds me of quite a few men, present company excepted OF COURSE.
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With tears in his eyes he grabbed a couple of tennis balls and stuffed them down his Y fronts. But do not judge him harshly, dear reader, for although his intentions were to deceive the fair sisters, being all bulging outward show, with very little in the way of delivery, is this not the way of all men?
It is in deed the way of all men and Monkey is no exception, to lob one over and servethe girls with a double love session ! Unfortunately his balls were out side the line even though he protested greatly with a "No Way, are you blind" rant at the first sister. There was a lot of discussion between the girls as to whether monkey was allowed to carry on or had he dropped a real googalie and blown it?????? The.......
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LMAO!!
The umpire had seen what was happening, and decided that Monkey was palying the wrong game with the googlies, so sent him off to Lords where he could be properly instructed in the gentle art of ....