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"As his imagination was in-crease-ingly going over and smoothing out all the crinkles he could seefor himself that getting a real.... " hot flush with all the effort that he was putting in. He decided to cool down and go for a ...
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go for a ........skinny dip in the river, under the weeping willow. Of course he folded up his clothes neatly in a pile by the river bank before he went in and then executed a perfect triple toe loop diveinto the water, but unfortunately................
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but unfortunately.....banged his head on a sleeping Hippoptimus that woke up floated to the surface and yawned and swallowed him whole, a monkey had seen what had happened then scrambled down the tree and put the guy's Y fronts on and .....
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.........the rest of his clothes. The monkey had been in therapy for several years in an attempt to cure him of various sexual fetishes. However so far EFT, Cone Therapy, CBTandRainbow Reiki had failed to cure him. A curious sideeffect of donning the clothes of the handsome man was that the monkey's appearance changed to resemble theowner of theclothes but in a slightly dishevelled way. His gaze fell on the happy hippy people eating hippo and his eyes lit up...................
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A curious sideeffect of donning the clothes of the handsome man was that the monkey's appearance changed to resemble theowner of theclothes but in a slightly dishevelled way. His gaze fell on the happy hippy people eating hippo and his eyes lit up...................
As he noticed the guy's car keys in his trouser pocket as he looked around he noticed a fabulous golden coloured car WOW ! he couldn't believe his luck, it was an Aston Martin he'd often seen it tearing through the scrub with other cars followingfull ofgirls screaming trying to catch up to the handsom guy. Whey heyyyyyyyyyyy am I going to have fun he thought as he climbed into the front seat,strapped up and turned the key,vroom vroom in a deep sexy roar went the engine, he put his foot on the gas and away he went, dreaming of all the girls he'd be pulling ,when suddenly a memory passed before his eyes,oh no,oh no,he thought THE BRICKS,those TWO Horrible Bricks,yes he'd been castrated and .....