But remember, it's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it that's important 🙂
Agree! 🙂
LOL at this thread 😉
Anyway I find a metric measurement far more flattering.......
LOL at this thread 😉
Anyway I find a metric measurement far more flattering.......
What, in nano metres? 😀
Now why do I think that this is going to be a well read thread ??????:o:)
I only clicked on this thread by mistake 😉
Babara x
Willy's come in all shapes and sizes. Have you measured the girth? Maybe you've got a wide girth. 7 inches is a good size. But remember, it's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it that's important 🙂
LOL, one of the biggest laughs I ever had was when I was sixteen, so not so young, yet it turned out at school, in the boys' changing room, that a close friend of the same age ... thought that babies came from, well, er, "somewhere else". I immediately wondered what he'd intended doing with his therefore! 😮
Moreover, since we were just always having each other on, every time I tried to tell him what really to do with it, he kept replying, "You can't fool me!" Tell you, I literally was on the floor with laughter for ages - it almost killed me. :p
V
I recently read somewhere that a man's willy is three times the length of his thumb.
I recently read somewhere that a man's willy is three times the length of his thumb.
😮 In September under general anaesthetic, from a goalkeeping injury, I had to have an op on my thumb! Now it's a bit disfigured, with stitch lines, will never quite be normal, and swollen! Hope that doesn't mean anything ... 😮
V
W= CF/E x 10
So willy length, W is equal to car length, C multiplied by foot size, F and then divided by the car's cubic capacity, E.
e.g., a car length of 4 metres by a shoe size of 10, equals 40, divided by an engine size of 6 litres, and then multiplied by 10 equals a willy length of 6.7cm.
So it just goes to show those with eco cars have the biggest willies!
Myarka
Apparently we can also tell the size of a willy by looking at the man's feet. It's a giant step for manhood, Oops I mean mankind. 🙂
The Moscow University team has come up with a formula to help ladies size up a potential partner at a glance: willy size = foot length in centimetres + 5, divided by 2.
So a British size six, which is 24.8cms, means the fellas old fella measures 14.9cms, or a shade under six inches.
And a guy who stomps around in size 12s will have a healthy 16.8cms or 6.72inches probably enough to satisfy the most demanding old boot.;)
OK, I just need to ask about some shoe sizes now .....:dft012::005::D
Crikey, I'm a size 45!!.........:eek:
I went to the chiropodist the other day and put my willie on the counter.
The chiropodist said thats not a foot!? I said no but its a good 11 inches!!
PS that is a sword in my hand!!
PS that is a sword in my hand!!
Damn, let down again!:rolleyes:
😮 In September under general anaesthetic, from a goalkeeping injury, I had to have an op on my thumb! Now it's a bit disfigured, with stitch lines, will never quite be normal, and swollen! Hope that doesn't mean anything ... 😮
V
Well if, in time, your willy comes to resemble your thumb, I guess the "swollen" might be useful to you in old age!
Well if, in time, your willy comes to resemble your thumb, I guess the "swollen" might be useful to you in old age!
But to heal the thumb joint, I'm meant to do "exercises" with it (I don't, I always forget), so let's not take the analagy too far!
As for feet and thumbs, I'm sure it's all old wive's tales....
V