I was going to post this under "Jokes" but then realised it would probably get moved here - oh well, these pages could probably do with a laugh!
😀
Judy
LIGHT BULBS
Question: How many Christians does it take to change a light
bulb?
Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to
pray against the spirit of darkness
Presbyterians:
None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb,
and three committees to approve the change and decide
who brings the potato salad.
Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and
seven to say how much they liked the old one better.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four
wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either
in favor of or against the need for a light bulb.
However, if in your own journey you have found that
light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are
invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance
about your light bulb Sunday service, in which we will
explore a number of light bulb traditions, including
incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and
tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to
luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is
bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved -- you
can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb.
Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday.
Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while
five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
Christian Scientists: Two. One to awaken the other
from the dream that light could ever originate
from a material element.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
RE: Light bulbs
Nice one Judy[sm=rollaugh.gif]
luv & peace
stormdeva x
RE: Light bulbs
Ha ha ha :D:D:D very funny, Judy, very subtle.
What you COULD do is to post a very brief one-liner in Jokes, just to say you have posted a Light Bulb joke in the Religions/Christians forum, and then post the link also, so peeps can go straight to it without a load of rummaging to find it. I've done this a time or two and it's not the same thing as double-posting.
Just a thought, 'cos it really is worth sharing.
Holistic
RE: Light bulbs
U.S. Fundamentalists: Don't do it. Every lightbulb is bugged by the covert government.
Gnostics: No need. We are the lightbulbs of the earth.
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Reminds me of a joke from dissident Poland in communist times: How many KGB does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to do it, and three to keep their eyes on the intellectual.
V
RE: Light bulbs
Lovely, Judy! (wipes eyes)