What deep thinkers men are...
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'.
At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer.
CHEERS!! :food-smiley-004:
Life isn't waiting for the storms to pass--It's learning to play in the rain
I love it 🙂
Maybe some other things that we never forget
One for us all and one for men to remember
Maybe a second attempt at drinking dandelion milk?:eek:
Pulling up one's zip before putting things away correctly
(then pulling the zip back down again to restore breading gear):eek:
A fairly myopic deduction I think you will concede. Being kicked in the nuts is just temporarily painful ..... at least with giving birth there is a wonderful outcome that has long lasting benefits!!!! :p
(Just to address the balance here....guess what? Women are deep thinkers too!)
I love it 🙂
Pulling up one's zip before putting things away correctly
lol thehermit
defo a painful one .. Way more painful than having a baby 😀
x daz x
(Just to address the balance here....guess what? Women are deep thinkers too!)
Sorry Amy but that is not allowed . :p It mentions in rule number 6.3. of the mens deep thinking club booklet where it categorically states that women are not deep thinkers ..
sorry but rules are rules ..:D
x daz x