Joke of the month

And asks for a drink.

A time traveller walks into a bar.

Never make the same mistake twice.

Make it five or six times, just to be sure.

In 2016, celebrities died and their legacies touched people.

In 2017, celebrities touched people and their legacies died.

So, how many boxes of these "Thin Mints" do I have to eat before I start seeing results?

I'd like to thank my hands for always being at my side, my legs for supporting me through thick and thin, and my fingers... Because I can always count on them.